Channel Title: Bruce W. Nelson Channel Description: Bruce W. Nelson is an American lyricist and songwriter living and working in northern Wisconsin. He spent a significant portion of his professional life in Moscow, Russia, where he was choir director at the Anglo-American School. He has published numerous works for middle and high school choir ensembles and around 40 songs for elementary students. While in Russia, he composed over 80 songs for his 'Notes From Moscow' musical revue, and, with a total collection of around 2,000 original songs, has written at least one song mentioning his brother's cat, Kitty Boy and one for his own cat, Buster. Nelson believes that he has personally created the most extensive collection of anti-Trump songs in the world, with around 1,000 such songs to date. Great Mangy t-shirts available now at: https://www.bonfire.com/store/bruce-w-nelson/ <video> The Official Trump Inaugural Song, by Mangy Fetlocks Description: Trump’s inauguration’s gonna be inside, because wussy Donald has no sense of pride. He’s as fragile as a pansy. Anyone who sees him can see being strong’s another thing ‘bout which he lied. This will be the second time he’ll dodge the draft. He’s most worried ‘bout his little mushroom shaft. If the weather’s rather chill, it will shrink. It really will, and he’ll start his presidency quite short staffed. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Advice for Trump (and the horse he rode in on) Description: Mangy Fetlocks in a great appreciator of colorful cowboy colloquialisms. The saying, "... you and the horse you rode in on" is one such saying which Mangy feels is not heard quite often enough. That being the case, he decided to give it a boost by using it as the basis for a song. Lyrics below: I have advice for Trump and the horse he rode in on. There’s something they can do to make America great. I really think that Trump and the horse he rode in on should try to do it soon so that we don’t have to wait. I’m trying to be decent, kind advisor to Trump, since I am smarter and much wiser. The advice I have for him and for his horse would benefit us all I’m sure, of course. I have advice for Trump and the horse he rode in on. There’s something they can do to make America great. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> God Intervenes to Make America Great Again Description: Near the first hole at Bedminster, in repose, I stare straight up, so there isn’t a whole hellavalot to see ‘cept the crowd of liberal golfers who are lining up each day just to stand upon my graveside as they pee. As I lie here, near Ivana, I hear tunneling going on, and the purpose of the tunneling is clear. What I’m hearing is Ivana doing her best to get away. Being stuck by me forever, was her fear. I should never have been golfing when a thunderstorm was nigh. When the lightening struck, I melted like old lard. Just to gather up the pieces for disposal in a box was, from what I gather, really pretty hard. Now I’m planted like potatoes in a weedy patch of ground. Many said that my demise came far too late. But the legacy I leave due to being struck by lighting is to make America a bit more great. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson . </video> <video> Trump: A Brown Stain on the Undies of our Nation Description: Donald Trump’s a dark brown stain on the undies of our nation, because pardoning the Jan. 6th creeps is an abomination. There were people who were killed, … some who damn near died. There were some whose blood was spilled, and HIS role, Trump has denied. He maintains that he’s for law and order, ...standing by police, but like a spoiled little toddler, Trump’s for whimsy and caprice. Donald Trump’s a traitorous con, viewed by some religiously. They may genuflect and fawn, but that sure as hell ain’t me. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Trump's Plan to Sue Jesus Description: Drunk on power, Trump’s demanding that Jesus apologize to him. Jesus’ statements have undermined Trump, so his view of him is dim. Donald thinks his own word is supreme. The Beatitudes make him wanna scream. He likes Saviors not captured or crucified, if you know what I mean. Since he worships himself, Trump believes there’s no other God but he. He’s unwilling to let the subject drop and just let Jesus be. He’s told Jesus he’ll see him in court. Said his teachings all constitute tort. To replace Jesus Christ is Trump’s goal eventually. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Let the Grifting Now Begin! Description: Trump 2.0 is going to be focused on maximizing his family's penchant for grifting. He's already started by squeezing cash from the billionaires. Poor folks, who are easy targets and can't afford lawyers, are on his list as well. Mangy Fetlocks knows there is no depth to which Donald won't sink to make a buck. Once he was allowed to use his hotel and resort bookings as a way to launder cash from foreign governments currying favor with him, Trump knew there were no more guardrails. Trump watches, Trump shoes, Trump guitars, and Trump cryptocurrency are just the start. Mangy Fetlocks thought he'd put it into a song. Lyrics below: Let the grifting now begin! Americans are hopeless rubes. Trump can sell his spit to them, sell his earwax, sell his ‘pubes’. Drain blood from the down and out. That’s what shameless Trump will do. Anyone who’s got a buck Trump will gladly fleece and screw. Don’t mind if the poor folks starve, long as Trump adds to his pile He requires more cash than they. Let ‘em starve a little while. Happy days are here again for the billionaires and Trump. Tax cuts gonna make ‘em smile lift them from their painful slump. The REAL need is at the top. Yachts and diamonds don’t come cheap, and plastic surgery’s a ‘must’, to impress the brainless sheep. The real sufferers are rich, the friendless, freakish billionaires. They feel they’ve not had their share . They feel as if nobody cares. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> World's Finest and Most Accurate Lara Trump Song Description: This here song ain’t too long, and it’s ‘bout Lara Trump. She’s as dense as a brick and as dumb as a stump. She don’t think climate change could make places get drier, or that, once that occurs, there is more chance of fire. Lara Trump, she’s the one who is married to Eric. He is clearly 4-F in terms alphanumeric. Of the pair, sadly Lara’s the one with the brain. though she has nearly none, as her actions make plain. She may not be too smart, but she also can’t sing, ‘less it’s with “autotune”. Yeah, that’s really a thing. She admires Daddy Trump, hoping they will inherit. She’ll get rich through connections,‘cuz she sure can’t through merit. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> The Mini Men of MAGA Description: The mini-men of MAGA, have their knickers in a twist. They are finally getting even with the world, they insist. They are sure, with Trump in office, they will be on the ascension, but this blatant self-delusion is a mere misapprehension. But Trump doesn’t care about them, unless they are billionaires, and because, by love, they’re blinded, they’re completely unawares. The mini men of MAGA will be losers in the end, being shocked to learn there’s no way Donald Trump will be their friend. copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> I'd Chip In to Buy Greenland (with Trump as King) Description: I’d gladly chip in money to buy Greenland if Trump would just go there to live as king. “King Trump” I’d promise never to demean and degrade if, to his throne, he chose to cling. For all I’d care, till all of hell froze over Trump could be ruler in that land of ice. With him gone, once again we’d be in clover, and, once again, our nation could be nice. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Drunks, Elites, and Idiots: Trump's NEW D.E.I. Description: I was surprised to learn that Trump's transition team is maintaining an Office of DEI, except instead of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, Trump's DEI refers to Drunks. Elites, and Idiots. With Pete Hegseth, Elon Musk, and Kristy Noem as the poster kids for the new TRUMP DEI, there should be no doubt as to Trump's seriousness about this policy shift. Mangy Fetlocks thought a song about it would help Americans learn what DEI will now stand for. Lyrics below: Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. That’s Trump’s new DEI Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. Trump thinks it’s worth a try. Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. No smart folks need apply. Though it seems a pity, with fascism he’s not shy. Pete Hegseth bemoaned lower military standards saying meritocracy is the only way to go. Coming drunk from Fox News it’s clear he knows of what he’s speaking Prior to Pete, Fox had never sunk THAT low. Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. That’s Trump’s new DEI Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. Trump thinks it’s worth a try. Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. No smart folks need apply. Though it seems a pity, with fascism he’s not shy. Markwayne Mullin attacked his fellow senators, in his own way saying none can judge Pete Hegseth, or claim a perfect life. Then things went quite bizarro, Mullin going on to say “I’d be in jail now if not for my wife.” Lower the standards. Trump is coming His new staff is down with dumbing. He’s got leaks in his old plumbing. His corruption is mind numbing. Lower the standards. Trump is coming. On his racist drum he’s drumming. With tech billionaires he’s chumming at us all, his nose he’s thumbing. Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. That’s Trump’s new DEI Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. Trump thinks it’s worth a try. Drunks, Elites, and Idiots. No smart folks need apply. Though it seems a pity, with fascism he’s not shy. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Republican Confirmation Hearing Questions Description: The confirmation hearings, have gotten in full swing. I’m dazzled by the questions the Republicans will bring. “What is your favorite color? What is your favorite snack? Do you prefer to be on top or like it on your back? Republican performances are geared to make Trump happy. That’s why their questions all are idiotic or just crappy. How many pushups can you do while you kiss Trump’s behind? More spineless sycophants would be impossible to find. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Lullaby for Body Parts Description: In order to get your body to sleep, sometimes you need the individual parts to decide to relax and just 'give it a break'. Mangy Fetlocks wrote a soothing song to play at night, expressing thanks to various parts so that they might feel justified in enjoying some down time. Lyrics below: Goodnight hands, Thanks for playing songs today for me to hear, and for checking for the wrong notes, I would like to thank each ear. Goodnight arms, thanks for hugging my granddaughter and my wife. Goodnight heart. Thanks for all your work to help preserve my life. Good night feet. Thanks for taking me outside for that great walk. Goodnight lips, Thanks for all you do ensuring I can talk. Goodnight eyes, thanks for showing me the beauty all around. Goodnight brain, thanks for thoughts you have, both mundane and profound. Sometimes at night, I need some help to get to sleep, thinking there’s more work that’s still undone. Music works better than just counting stupid sheep Music takes less space and is more fun. Goodnight bladder, I suppose you’ll get me up later tonight. Goodnight fists, nice to have you there in case I’m in a fight. Goodnight legs, thanks for all you do to help hold up my pants and for making me a spectacle each time I go to dance. Goodnight butt, you’re diminishing with time, but that’s okay. Goodnight hair, though you’ve changed a lot, hope most of you will stay. Goodnight joints, though you ache, you’re on my list of things to keep. To you all, take a break now, ‘cuz it’s time for us to sleep. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> A Song to Announce the Reign of 'Donald the Dense' Description: Well the day I hoped would never come to pass has now ushered in the world’s biggest ass to the most important office in the land and the trauma of it’s more than most can stand. Those who voted for a narcissistic creep seem to me to be the dumbest kind of sheep. The sad truth about Trump leaves them undeterred ‘cuz they’re only happy when part of a herd. For the next two years, I think we’re in deep shit. If you’d asked me, I’d have not predicted it. After insurrection, court cases, and more, people’s memories are clearly pretty poor. If you think that Donald’s first term went quite well, I say, Holy Mary Mother, what the hell! We’re you drugged for those four years, or in a coma, or was your whole brain replaced with a blastoma. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Trump Was Sent by Satan (to speed up our demise.) Description: Trump was sent by Satan to speed up our demise. Warning has been posted in California skies. When his term is over, we’ll all be smoke and ash. Trump will find fulfillment with newfound back-door cash. Trump is on a mission to take us all to Hell. Satan picked him specially, cuz he knows him so well. Trump foments rebellion, grievances and hate, all under the banner…of Make America Great. Trump will do his best to pull us all into the fire. You would think, with all he’s got, he’d quietly retire. But his greed is endless when it comes to cash and power. He won’t quit until we all have had his golden shower. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson </video> <video> Joyously Reunited: The Trumps and The Pences Description: Though Jimmy Carter's funeral was a sad farewell to the old statesman, there were moments of unbridled joy displayed there, like when the Trumps and the Pences were reunited for their first time since the end of the first Trump administration. Mangy Fetlocks wasn't personally there to witness it, but he wrote a little song about how he believes their brief encounter, after the funeral, played out. Lyrics below: Pence was happy seeing Trump at Carter’s funeral. Pence’s wife, in rapturous happiness, did join. Pence shook Donald’s hand in reverence as Trump passed him Pence’s wife chose to just knee Trump in the groin. copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson </video>

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Bruce W. Nelson is an American lyricist and songwriter living and working in northern Wisconsin. He spent a significant portion of his professional life in Moscow, Russia, where he was choir director at the Anglo-American School. He has published numerous works for middle and high school choir ensembles and around 40 songs for elementary students. While in Russia, he composed over 80 songs for his 'Notes From Moscow' musical revue, and, with a total collection of around 2,000 original songs, has written at least one song mentioning his brother's cat, Kitty Boy and one for his own cat, Buster. Nelson believes that he has personally created the most extensive collection of anti-Trump songs in the world, with around 1,000 such songs to date.
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