Channel Title: BUREAU FILES Channel Description: The highest honor you can give a youtuber is to watch their video while eating food. I will settle for coffee or while on the toilet. <video> Agent Kruger: The Immortal South African Mercenary Description: Agent Kruger of Elysium is one of my favorite antagonists. A rich blend of history and culture paired with the lethality of modern tech. At 184 years old Kruger is a force to be reckoned with and its a miracle that Matt Damon even won. T-shirt from here: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/oryx-group-t-shirt?variant=44836036378755 </video> <video> If Fish Can Read, It Leads to Nuclear War Description: If a Fish on the low end of the spectrum as far as intelligence goes can read and comprehend the English language what does that mean for mankind? </video> <video> How I’d OBLITERATE The Blue Freaks From Avatar Description: The Na'vi from Avatar are in the way of my shareholders value. I don't care how cool their way of life is. Riding a dragon with your cat girlfriend while yeeting arrows from a giant bow sounds enticing, but not enticing enough to not get my shareholders that third yacht. </video> <video> How I'd PROPERLY Defend Helm's Deep Description: Ideally I would have a few gun teams consisting of MG-42's or 240 Bravos, but I'm trying to keep to the rules of Lord of the Rings nerds </video> <video> How I'd Make The DEAD Even DEADER at Winterfell Description: Game of Thrones Battle of Winterfell was a abysmal plan and execution. The defensive tactics and formation brings into question the mental state and ability of House Targaryen, House Stark, and all involved. This is my formal inquiry into what happened and what could have happened to improve the chances of success, maximize causalities on the army of the Night King, and reduce casualties of the Army of the Living. Also weird that these sieges I keep going over take place at night... </video>

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