Channel Title: Canned Fish Files w/ Matthew Carlson Channel Description: 🐟 Welcome to the home of CANNED FISH FILES! 🐟 JOIN MY NEW, FUN PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson It's exclusive fish videos, early releases, channel updates, and behind-the-scenes stuff. Hours and hours of stuff is archived there. Plus the other supporters are a very chill hang and we rap about all kinds of stuff in the comments. Channel Art by Liv Garber www.livgarber.com <video> This tin is a classic. SMALL SARDINE CONTENT | Canned Fish Files Ep. 143 Description: Watch me inspect a box, open a tin, and sample some fish. I do it every week! But this time it's different. This tin is special! Which sounds great. But anytime there's good news, there's bad news! On test: ABC+ Petingas Bravas (small sardines in brava sauce) 00:00 Learn Conversational Portuguese in 15 Seconds! 00:16 ever heard of this brand? 00:31 whoop-dee-doo 00:50 box tour 02:14 CAN OPEN 03:19 what deenz be tasting like 05:44 FREE CAT A 06:11 The Bad News 06:49 Final Thoughts 07:26 FREE CAT B This is episode 143 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Should you try sardines from Patagonia?? Description: At last Patagonia has added Sardines to their lineup. Was it worth the wait? Will this cannibalize their anchovy sales? Maybe it was smart to let us get hooked on the chovies for a few years before springing these sardines on us. It's the first Files featuring coconut anything! 00:00 WAWEDH 00:22 what's up with Pata these days anyway? 00:39 FACTS n such 00:54 Sardines in EVOO 03:00 Coconut Curry Sardines 04:40 bring on the carbs 05:51 FEE CAT 06:14 Final Thoughts 06:31 FREE CAT This is episode 148 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Fishwife "Little" Sardines Review | Canned Fish Files Ep. 140 Description: With tinned fish, always read the fine print. Unless, perhaps, you enjoy pleasant surprises. Fishwife has created something that is, at the same time, totally unremarkable, but also completely unexpected. Keep them guessing Fishwife! On test: Fishwife's Little Sardines in Olive Oil 00:00 Cold Open 00:28 let's get boxy 01:15 Box Glue Review 01:30 crack that tin baby 02:37 let me tell you how they taste 03:56 a sip of the OO 04:51 nobody could stop me 05:34 THEY'RE HOW MUCH!? 05:53 closing thoughts 06:13 FREE CAT This is episode 140 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. Next week's episode of Canned Fish Files (Wildfish Cannery Pacific Cod Review) has ALREADY DROPPED on my Patreon. JOIN MY FUN PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Why did I avoid these for so long? Description: The most boring-looking box in the world. These should be in a Marshall's next to some bars of soap. Ya know, the kind of soap Mom doesn't open. It just sits there in a weird basket on the toilet tank, exchanging smells with 20-year-old potpourri. Is this a relatable scene? Well then have I got the sardines for you, friend. On test: Coles Wild Sardines in Olive Oil 00:00 WAWEDH 00:15 Box Tour 01:03 oh god open them baby 03:41 the plot thickens 04:11 redeem for free cat 04:24 FINAL THOUGHTS This is episode 138 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Where did this tin come from?? | Canned Fish Files Ep. 142 Description: I think it's an attractive idea. I like fish. I like steaks. Steaks are satisfying and meaty. Fish is good for you. It's the best of both worlds! Anyway, it's herring. On test: Beach Cliff Fish Steaks in Soybean Oil 00:00 WAWEDH 00:22 oh lordy 01:04 fish guesses 01:23 brace yourself 01:53 let's taste one 03:01 HOT SAUCE COMPARISON TIME 03:18 Cajun Power Lightning Strike 04:01 Cholula Original 04:20 FREE CAT A 05:12 Salsa Espinaler Habanero 06:09 Final Thoughts 06:39 FREE CAT B This is episode 142 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Smoked Whitefish Review | Canned Fish Files Ep. 150 Description: Here's a brand new smoked whitefish from Great Lakes Tinned Fish. They had a successful Kickstarter and managed to ship actual canned fish to my door. What's a lake whitefish? Why do I pretend like the Great Lakes don't exist? And what did I think of this stuff? It's the episode that starts with questions and ends with a cat. 00:00 "I'm asking the questions here." 00:10 oh, i'm sorry, you weren't ready for me to open the box? 00:40 what fish is this again? 01:07 what's it taste like? 02:10 a Kickstarter story; FACTS 04:10 FREE CAT A 04:28 hot sauce enters the chat 05:10 a minor grievance 05:35 Final Thoughts 06:39 FREE CAT Rd2 This is episode 150 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Sardine fans should give garfish a chance | Canned Fish Files Ep. 152 Description: There are so many canned fish to try, so it's easy to understand why garfish don't get much attention, but they're really unique. They have a distinctive look and texture, but taste something like a pilchard. If you don't like floppy deenz, these are the antidote. 00:00 WAWEDH 00:40 what's the damage 01:06 box time 01:48 NUTRITION FAX 01:59 de-boxing 02:30 poppin them tins 04:40 tin comparison 05:25 FIRST BITE omg what's the holdup 07:09 FREE CAT A 07:33 Final Thoughts: Who won? 08:13 pepper time 08:43 FREE CAT B This is episode 152 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Habanero-Saucy Smoked Salmon | Canned Fish Files Ep. 146 Description: Goldilocks. What a villain. A tiny Karen. However, she had something to teach us. Mainly, that sometimes stuff is too hot. Sometimes it's not hot enough. But sometimes, it's juuuust right. On test: Wildfish Cannery Habenero Smoked Coho 00:00 WAWEDH 00:23 box tour 01:04 release the salmon 01:42 first taste 02:00 watch me have a great idea 02:40 dump action for you dump freaks 03:36 fish-gasm 05:35 unhinged youtube stunt 05:45 FREE CAT A 06:04 Final Thoughts 06:40 FREE CAT B This is episode 146 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Wal-Mart Canned Fish Survey | Canned Fish Files Ep. 149 Description: Wal-Mart has canned fish, but which ones should you buy? See what caught my eye. 00:00 what is walmarts? 00:29 tour of walmarts' canned fish section 04:50 random impulse buys 05:50 freedom of choice for the consumer 06:24 the drive-thru dividend 06:44 Let's try some of this stuff already! 07:23 gratuitous sauce 08:20 FREE CAT A 08:38 CRACKERS 09:08 FREE CAT B This is episode 149 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Wal-Mart Oyster Battle: Which is WORST?! | Canned Fish Files Ep. 151 Description: Supermarket-tier canned oysters. It's been a while since I tried them. They were ok, right? But after a few years of eating posh Spanish mollusks, will I really be able to return to these humble Chinese imports? Or am I a canned fish gremlin that will eat just about anything? Find out! 00:00 WAWEDH 00:30 The Boxing Beat w/ your host Matty C 00:42 A word about China 01:13 a close look and consideration of Nutritional Info 01:25 unboxing 02:18 let's look at them 04:03 oh god let's just try a couple please 06:40 calling in reinforcements 09:35 FREE CATS A 10:02 Old Bayin' it 10:30 Final Thoughts 11:01 FREE CATS B This is episode 151 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> FIVE TINNED FISH YOU MUST TRY Description: Analysis paralysis. You want to try some different canned fish, but where do you even start?? Start here! 00:00 WAWEDH 00:26 Pilchards (nice thick sardines!) 01:09 Sardinillas (small pilchards) 01:49 Herring (kippers n such) 02:36 Mackerel ("chicken of the sea") 03:19 Mussels (rhymes with "muscles") 04:05 FREE CAT A 04:22 Sprats (brisling sardines) 05:07 Latvian Sprats! 05:19 Final Thoughts 05:41 FREE CAT B This is episode 147 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Butter Sardines | Canned Fish Files Ep. 144 Description: Butter! It's everywhere! 70% of the human body is made of butter, yet we forget to pack sardines in it EVERY DAY. This ends now! Trigger Warning: Mashed potatoes On test: Les Mouettes d'Arvor Sardines au Butter, Garlic, and Parsley 00:00 WAWEDH 00:11 Parlez vous sardine? 00:34 what's inside though 01:03 Enter: Kitchen Stadium 01:19 FRY THEM DEENZ 01:48 oh i know what the ladies like 02:20 saying grace 02:50 ecstasy 03:55 FREE CAT A 04:26 Final Thoughts 05:06 FREE CAT B This is episode 144 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Trader Joe's vs Goya | Canned Fish Files Ep. 139 Description: Do you like chewing seafood? I know you do, of course. But I mean, really chewing it? For perhaps several seconds. What about arguably, maybe, quite sorta sentient seafood? "Seafood." The very word is barbaric! Well this is a judgment-free zone, you calamari-kisser! Come on in and compare quirky ol' Trader Joe's house brand vs Goya, that shelf-dominating phenomenon that seemingly rules America's bean trade! What else can I say?? On test: Trader Joe's Calamari Pieces in Olive Oil Goya PREMIUM Jumbo Squid in Olive Oil 00:00 WAWEDH 00:38 what mean facts 01:50 Pricing 02:02 cephalopod reveals 03:24 but what taste like? 05:27 Olive Oil Talk 06:23 Free Cat A 06:40 FINAL VERDICT 07:03 Free Cat B This is episode 139 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. Next week's episode of Canned Fish Files (Fishwife Small Sardines Review) has ALREADY DROPPED on my Patreon. JOIN MY FUN PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> brand-wide makeover kicks off with Pacific Cod | Canned Fish Files Ep. 141 Description: Wildfish Cannery is one of my favorite American tinned fish outfits, and they've had a bit of a glow up. Boxes! WOW. And E-Z open tabs for your over-the-sinkin' convenience. That's right, we can leave the can opener at the pawn shop, cod's on the menu tonight! Plus, we learn of PEPERONATA. It's gonna be big fun. On test: Wildfish Cannery Peperonata Pacific Cod 00:00 WAWEDH 00:12 a brand new bag 00:47 what is peperonata?? 00:58 Box Talk 01:55 sir, open the fish 02:24 oh what's in this again? 02:45 taste test 05:48 CHOPSTICKS TRIX 06:10 FREE CAT A 06:30 Final Thoughts 07:25 FREE CAT B This is episode 141 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video> <video> Supermarket Mackerel w/ British FLAVOUR | Canned Fish Files Ep. 145 Description: I love Japanese curry. And I love mackerel. And certain people have the nerve to combine those things, put it in a can, and then SEPARATE ME FROM IT USING A LARGE BODY OF WATER. It's unfortunate and wrong. On test: Tesco Mackerel in Katsu Curry Sauce 00:00 Cold Open 00:14 WAWEDH 00:39 The Boxing Beat w/ Matthew Carlson 00:58 can tour 01:27 what is katsu curry? 01:46 unhinged speculation 02:32 Anarchy in the UK. 03:20 jesus just open the can 03:45 sip 04:06 dump 04:26 taste 05:15 who let the dogs out 05:29 FREE CAT 05:49 further investigation 06:30 extra credit assignment 07:10 Final Thoughts This is episode 145 of the "Canned Fish Files" seafood conservas edutainment series. JOIN MY FUN PATREON, extra videos, behind-the-scenes tomfoolery, early releases, and me and a sweet gang of folks waiting to interact with you. https://www.patreon.com/MatthewCarlson BUY MERCH: https://canned-fish-files-merch.printify.me/products ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ #sardines #tinnedfish </video>

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