Channel Title: Professor Beckmann Channel Description: Hermit, Catholic, Entomology, Biotechnology, Art, and stuff. website: stampedepress.com Instagram: @5tamp X: @stampedepress Who am I? I am a professor of biotechnology in an entomology department with a degree in Art who reads Nietzsche. Makes total sense right? DISCLAIMER: My content is not supported, reflective, represents, or should be associated with any institution. My content does not even reflect my own views. Everything I say is satirical and my lawyer did not advise me to write this. <video> Hit your FIRST flat bar MUSCLE UP Description: Here I describe how to train to hit your first flatbar muscle up. Timestamps differences in bars 00:18 setbacks 01:10 different grips 02:15 injuries 02:30 mistakes and stretching arms 02:35 hand chalk 04:07 four exercises 04:35 explosive pull-ups 05:02 weighted pull-ups 05:20 normal pull ups 05:38 angled pull ups 05:50 cutting weight 06:15 you see it coming 07:40 the flatbar muscle up 08:10 </video> <video> Muscle Ups are Back!!! Description: </video> <video> HALLOWEEN 2024 Description: </video> <video> Nigerian Wedding in Indianapolis! #music #pokerface #love Description: </video> <video> Mosquito Bite Blocking Textiles Research Seminar Description: Here I discuss our most recent paper: Computer Numerical Control Knitting of High Resolution Mosquito Bite Blocking Textiles. https://www.nature.com/articles/s44172-024-00268-3 Timestamps: preamble: 00:00 peer review process: 01:20 research funding: 03:18 Mosquito borne disease: 04:07 Vector Control: 05:13 The absurdity of Vector Biology: 07:15 where mosquitos bite: 10:20 does clothing block bites? 12:35 Experiment 1: quantifying bite blocking: 14:30 some knits can block: 16:20 Experiment 2: quantifying perception of mosquito landing: 17:10 Mosquito biting video comparison: 19:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZgwYpT6yU4&list=PLH9_064rL71AEfekFjqkFUeOeCETTXmcq&index=2 Experiment 3: quantifying where clothing clings to skin: 21:05 Sexist data censorship: 22:55 Mosquito Proboscis Anatomy: 24:00 Clothing Manufacturing: 27:45 Knit Diagrams: 29:30 How Knitting Machines work: 30:32 Experiment 4: What knit diagrams block mosquito bites? 34:50 Shrinkage: 35:50 Interlock: 37:14 Experiment 5: Parameters that control blocking: 38:30 Experiment 6: Does it block other species of mosquitos (Psorophora): 41:38 Experiment 7: Quantifying Comfort: 43:40 Experiment 8: Mosquito Color Preference: 49:00 Experiment 9: SIR model: 49:35 Acknowledgements: 51:20 Link to knitting playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH9_064rL71AEfekFjqkFUeOeCETTXmcq Corrections: I am now a tenured associate professor. </video> <video> Vegas Chicken and Waffels Description: </video> <video> Trump MEAT 🥩 PORTRAIT! FIRST EVER MEAT PAINTING!🖼️ wait until end! Jumping Spider! Description: </video> <video> close but no cigar… Description: </video> <video> Harvest Lumber - Viking Library 005 Description: </video> <video> Georgia Aquarium with my girls! #love #pinkfloyd #music #thebestweekendoftheyear Description: </video> <video> VIKING LIBRARY 006: LOGS OFF GROUND Description: </video> <video> Carz in Vegas Description: </video> <video> Tesla Chainsaw Opeth - Viking Library 003 - still clearing and harvesting wood Description: </video> <video> Vegas Steaks - Living Like Kings Description: </video> <video> NEED MORE REPS!!! NEED MORE TRAINING TO REACH GOD MODE… Description: </video>

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Hermit, Catholic, Entomology, Biotechnology, Art, and stuff.

website: stampedepress.com
Instagram: @5tamp
X: @stampedepress

Who am I? I am a professor of biotechnology in an entomology department with a degree in Art who reads Nietzsche. Makes total sense right?

DISCLAIMER: My content is not supported, reflective, represents, or should be associated with any institution. My content does not even reflect my own views. Everything I say is satirical and my lawyer did not advise me to write this.

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