Channel Title: Seals are Good Channel Description: I aspire to make videos which are funny. <video> Qui-Gon turns down a Council Seat, racially insults Yoda, triggers the Invasion of Naboo Description: Obi-Wan and his Master Qui-Gon reflect on the time Qui-Gon rudely turned down a seat on the Jedi Council. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership Qui-Gon's script was pretty self-explanatory, and I see no reason to provide it here. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exception to this was Obi-Wan's first line which was taken from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and Qui-Gon Jinn, who was voiced by the wise and noble David. The images are taken from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace with captions added on them using ClipChamp. The script was written by me, with input from David, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> This Party's Over Description: Mace Windu confronts Dooku If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The quick text was as follows: 01:27 - Mace: Younglings are always begging him not to smoke craack around them because it hurts their developing lungs and one time he almost listened 04:29 - Mace: It's from endless and repeated trauma, especially after the sex worker and floating chair "incident" 04:50 - Dooku: An overwhelming offense is one thing, but if you match it with sloppiness and leave yourself open you're dangerously exposing yourself The music was a track called 'Please Don't Cry' by David Fesliyan, available here: https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/royalty-free-music/downloads-c/sad-music/1 Yoda said a number of slurs and racial stereotypes specific to humans that I can't put here without breaking YouTube ToS. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exceptions were a few of the lines at the beginning which were taken from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones The images and video are taken from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones with captions added on them using ImgFlip. The thumbnail was created using imgflip The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me </video> <video> The Terrible Tonkatsu-ing of Teruteru Description: Monokuma is subjected to another bunch of idiot teenagers (but not really) who don't quite take the life or death trials thing with the appropriate gravitas. If you're wondering, Nekomaru didn't participate in this one because he doesn't give a shit. The voices are a combination of AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them and mixing in voice lines from the game Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair If you like the work I do, then why not murder me while I'm vulnerable, using an elaborate yet solvable method involving the creative use of dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/SealsareGood The background and sprites are taken from Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despairwith captions added on them using Imgflip. The video is likewise taken from Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> The Joyous Jubilations of Junko - Danganronpa Finale Part Two Description: In their final confrontation with the mastermind, Makoto and company are forced into the trial that will see them earn their freedom, or Makoto divided up into constituent parts to sell and thus cover Hiro's various debts. If you like the work I do, then why not murder me while I'm vulnerable, using an elaborate yet solvable method involving the creative use of dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/SealsareGood The quick text is something I'll get round to, I'm uploading this video super late and I'm very tired, my apologies. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exception to this is a couple of lines spoken in the background by Junko, taken from the anime. Sound effects used were copyright free, taken from Pixabay. The images are taken from Danganronpa: The Animation with captions added on them using Imgflip. The video is likewise taken from Danganronpa: The Animation. The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> Anakin marches on the Jedi Temple Description: Anakin prepares to ensure his thesis is broadcast to every Jedi, no matter where they hide. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The quick text was as follows: 00:23 Clone Commander Appo: We didn't need to stop right here and now 2:18 Clone Commander Appo: For all military personnel, I thought it would be a good idea to include my thesis on developing a unique personal identity when you're a clone 02:44 Clone Commander Appo: There's a real chance that the premature aging problem will worsen and Palpatine will scrap us! 02:52 Clone Commander Appo: Oh fudge in a wookiees fur! And other YouTube appropriate curses. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The background audio was taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The images are taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith with captions added on them using ImgFlip. The thumbnail was created using Imgflip.The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> [CC] Crazy Postman explains how a Brain-Damaged Postman talked him out of launching nukes Description: Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull Bear Bull If you like my videos, then let me know your favorite kind of seal in the comment section. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The speed at which Ulysses speaks was an exception to this. The footage was taken from Fallout: New Vegas The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> From my point of view, the Jedi are evil! [Legends] [Remastered] Description: Obi-Wan rejects Anakin's assertion that the Jedi are evil, a Legends tale of the epic confrontation of the duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan This is a remaster of my old video "From my point of view the Jedi are evil": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9vvA5RKnHo As a remaster this video is largely similar, adding a little and taking away a little. There was some weird artefacting which I attempted to edit around but not entirely successfully, for which I apologise. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influence your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The screenshots were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, the text added using Imgflip and the video put together using ClipChamp. Both Anakin and Obi-Wan's voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The script was written by me (largely a while ago, but with some additional bits recently) the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> The Battle of Christophsis Description: D.A.R.E = Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Don't do drugs kids, if you do drugs then you'll end up like Master Yoda, live to over 900 years old, and have an entire religion at your beck and call. While waiting for reinforcements from the Jedi Council and preparing to fight the hilariously named "Whorm Loathsom", Anakin and Obi-Wan discuss what they got up to last week. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.The images are taken from Star Wars: The Clone Wars Movie with captions added on them using ImgFlip. The thumbnail was likewise created using imgflip.The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. Also fuck, because I suspect YouTube will try and mark this as for children otherwise. Fuck, because otherwise I think YouTube will mark this as "for kids." </video> <video> Kaiba muses on the applicability of Machiavelli's The Prince to himself Description: Kaiba, having finally gotten around to reading The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli, decides to visit Atem in the afterlife to discuss it. If you like the work I do, then why not strike me summon some dollars to send me to the Shadow Realm?: https://www.patreon.com/SealsareGood The quick text was as follows: 00:49 - Yugi: The Gods who made you. And therefore your compliments apply solely to you The voices are AI generated (with significant editing by me to make them sound the way I envision for the delivery.) The images are screenshots taken from Yu-Gi-Oh: Dark Side of Dimensions, with captions added using ImgFlip, the thumbnail was likewise made using ImgFlip. The script was written by me, the editing was likewise done by me. Inspiration was taken from The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli. Also, fuck, just so YouTube will hopefully not flag this video as for children. </video> <video> Obi-Wan is bullied by Yoda [Legends] [Remastered] Description: A remaster of one of my older videos, found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7pF5OzZw7U wherein Obi-Wan reflects on his final few moments with Yoda. I uplifted the voices, and tried to improve the images, also edited the dialogue a little, but otherwise largely kept things the same. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The quick text was as follows: 02:24 - He killed not just the children, but the women and men too :( The screenshots were variously taken from different bits of Star Wars media, with captions added through the use of ImgFlip. The exceptions to this were a meme about buff Obi-Wan I found here: https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Obi-Wan_Gainobi a cool drawing of a Hutt Jedi I found here: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/535928424401484243/ and an image of everyone's favorite Jedi, Yareal Poof, I found here: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11115/111155790/4607457-1584546605-yarae.jpg Video was taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Special shoutout to Disney for having that one fat Jedi, though I withdraw it for being too cowardly to have the Hutt Jedi we all deserve on the screen and flipping about with the same energy as Yoda. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> You're the man named Tyranus!? Description: Anakin and Obi-Wan again find themselves running into their old friend/enemy/dueling instructor on Oba Diah. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The quick text was as follows: 04:32 - Anakin: Will do! 04:37 - Anakin: I thought that's what we were doing 04:40 Anakin: That's what we were doing this time though The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exceptions were a few of the lines at the beginning which were taken from Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 6 Episode 10 The Lone One and the line from Yoda regarding Dooku, was taken from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. The images are taken from Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Season 6 Episode 10 "The Lone One". Images were also taken from Episode II: Attack of the Clones with captions added on them using ImgFlip. The thumbnail was created using imgflip The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me Also fuck, because I suspect YouTube will try and mark this as for children otherwise. </video> <video> The Boundless Wisdom of the Lion Turtle Description: Wracked with guilt after realising the deeply held non-killing principles he came up with last week conflicts with his need to stop Ozai, Aang sleep-swims onto the solution to basically all of his problems. If you like the work I do, then why not paper-bend some dollars my way?: https://www.patreon.com/SealsareGood Aang's voice was AI generated (with significant editing by me to make them sound the way I envision for the delivery.) The Lion Turtle was voiced by the wise and noble David, whose father once told me that he doesn't like the Avatar the Last Airbender cartoon and thought the Shyamalan film was much better. The Ocean Noises in the background was taken from the Gentle Ocean Waves Mix (2018) from Pixabay: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/ocean/ The images are screenshots taken from Avatar: The Last Airbender, with captions added using ClipChamp. The stunning Naked Mole-Rat Monkey picture comes from this breath-taking reddit meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/HybridAnimals/comments/5bopfb/naked_macaquerat/ The Thumbnail was created using ImgFlip. The script was written by David and me, and the editing was done by me. Also, fuck, just so YouTube will hopefully not flag this video as for children. The quick text was as follows: 00:52 Aang: I don't know if I should. It goes against Air Nomad principles and I'm the only one left 00:57 Aang: He's a human actually. Didn't Lion Turtles used to guard them? 01:03 Aang: He's not a dolphin. 02:01 Aang: I mean... More hoping than anything... 02:07 Aang: I don't want to kill. I want to give him a fate he'd consider worse than death. </video> <video> Get your troops to the high ground, Commander Description: While Anakin is preparing to lecture the younglings and clones on his thesis, Obi-Wan tells Commander Cody to get the high ground. Please feel free to remind me in the comments that Kenobi actually told Cody: "Commander, contact your troops. Tell them to move to the higher levels." If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The screenshots were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, with captions added by ImgFlip. The Thumbnail was likewise created using Imgflip. The image of the Jedi Council sleepover was created by me, the script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me. </video> <video> Light Turns Himself In Description: Wracked with guilt over the whole mass murder thing, Light decides to turn himself in. However, this does not fit the profile the World's Greatest Detective has built on Kira. The delightful interpolation of L's theme was recorded by the wise and noble David. David is rumored to have once found an actual Death Note on the street, but promptly gave it to the Shinigami Lost & Found. If you like the work I do, then why not write my name on the piece of Death Dollars you've cunningly hidden in your watch?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The voices are AI generated (with significant editing by me to make them sound the way I envision for the delivery.) The images are screenshots taken from Death Note, with captions added using Imgflip. The script was written by me and the editing was likewise done by me. </video> <video> Do Not Hesitate, Show No Mercy Description: Palpatine, after spending many minutes and/or days thinking through the problem, finally manages to settle on a new name for Anakin, Anakin is somewhat less enthused. Also, I guess he manages to trick him into trying to wipe out the Jedi. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influnce your dollars to become my dollars?: https://www.patreon.com/sealsaregood/membership The quick text was as follows: 00:06 - 00:12 Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: Don't be Dramatic Darth Tyrannus [wait, I've already used that one...] Papa Palps then goes on to think through the following potential names: Darth Maul Darth Tenebrous Darth Gravid Darth Revan Darth Malek Darth Bane Darth Ruin Darth Cuddles Darth Nihilus Darth Scion Darth Vitiate But mentally rejects each. 00:19 Palpatine: Well if it's so easy, why don't you do it? 00:22 Palpatine: We're not calling you that 00:23 Palpatine: I'm not allowing such a silly name 00:25 Palpatine: How about Darth Spooky? 01:11 Anakin: Wherein the prophecy serves only to perpetuate the faux dichotomy of dark and light 02:10 Palpatine: Anakin just shut up with your inane nonsense 02:37 Anakin: But...! Master Windu said I shouldn't! 02:45 Anakin: And I love her more than anything. She has the thesis to my heart. The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The exception to this were a couple of Palpatine's line which was taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The background audio was taken from Jedi Survivor's Coruscant. The images are taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith with captions added on them using ClipChamp. The thumbnail was created using imgflip The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me </video>

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