Channel Title: The Valve Guides Channel Description: NEW: Hilarious new car show where Wayne and Sandy talk cars, machines, and other fun stuff as we roam around the countryside. Reddit: u/TheValveGuides <video> Wayne's Porsche Stolen! He Didn't Eat, Sleep or Watch Netflix Until He Tracked It Down!!! Description: Our video today features a detailed and humorous recounting of Wayne's adventures with his Porsche 914, highlighting his deep attachment to the car and the lengths he went to recover it after it was stolen. Initially, Wayne buys what he believes to be a Porsche 914 with a 2-liter engine, only to discover later, with the help of a friend, that it's actually equipped with a less desirable 1.8-liter engine. This revelation leads him to swap in a higher horsepower engine, making the car more powerful and exciting to drive. The story takes a dramatic turn when the Porsche is stolen. Wayne, refusing to give up on his beloved car, embarks on a detective-like quest to find it. His journey is filled with intriguing characters, including a private investigator, a scary-looking but ultimately helpful informant, and the elusive thief named Jimmy. Wayne's efforts include surveillance, confronting suspects, and even hiring the informant to gather information on Jimmy and the car's whereabouts. After many twists and turns, including low-speed chases, stakeouts, and dealing with the police and criminals, the car is eventually found a year later in a stolen trailer attached to a stolen truck. The car had been sold for a fraction of its value, highlighting the thief's lack of knowledge about the car's worth. Wayne has to buy back his own car from an auction after the insurance company had paid him for the loss. Our tale concludes with Wayne and his friend Sandy taking the Porsche for a drive, appreciating its performance and the journey they've gone through with it. Despite the challenges and the time invested, Wayne's attachment to his Porsche 914 remains strong, underscoring his passion for cars and his resilience in the face of adversity. </video> <video> No Joke - this SuperCharged MINI Is Setup For The Track, But Almost Too Quick for the Street Description: Hi all. This video is about our MINI Cooper (or MINI, to be more correct) that we constructed for the MINI book that we composed about a decade ago. Having nearly every upgrade, feature, and performance option, this thing was setup originally for the track, but makes for a very quick street car. I took Sandy out in this thing, and told him it was / is probably the quickest feeling car in the room. I think at the end of the trip, he might have agreed! -Wayne </video> <video> The stolen Porsche 917 engines - Auctioned off by legendary race car driver Brian Redman Description: SEE PART 1 OF THIS STORY HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqE68vMF_M Brian Redman, an accomplished race car driver with a storied career, shared tales of his experiences on the track, including a memorable performance where he defied expectations and finished third in a race. He humorously recounts the surprise and admiration from fellow competitor Graham Hill upon discovering Redman's unexpected podium finish. Redman also detailed his time racing the GT40 alongside Jackie Ickx at Spa in challenging conditions, showcasing their skill and determination. He further discussed his experiences in Formula 1 and the Belgian Grand Prix, highlighting his familiarity with the Spa circuit which aided in his performance. A sudden phone call with bids for the 917 engines interrupts his storytelling, leading to a shift towards discussing the engineering and intricacies of Porsche engines by a much-younger-looking Wayne, circa 2006. He explains the various models, including the versatile 771 motor used in several Porsche race cars for its complex but powerful performance, and contrasts it with the more straightforward design of the 9083 L engine, which closely resembles the design of the 911 engine. The 917 engines, especially notable for their significance in Porsche's racing history, are mentioned as the jewels of his collection, with one being completely new and others built from new or used parts. Redman points out the 908 engine's particular interest to collectors and racing teams due to its rarity and the challenges of finding parts. Redman recalls his serious accident in a Lola Chevy during the Formula 5000 series, highlighting the reliability and performance of Jim Hall's cars, which rarely failed, in contrast to competitors like Mario Andretti's cars, which had performance advantages but lacked the same reliability. Returning to Porsche, Redman reminisces about the development of the 917, its rapid construction, and the apprehension among drivers regarding its stability and safety. He shares a personal anecdote about declining an early test drive of the 917, preferring to let others discover any potential issues first. Redman's narrative includes a humorous account of a misunderstanding with a Ferrari Formula 2 car and his decision to decline Ferrari's offer to drive in Formula One, fearing for his safety due to the car's handling characteristics. The story of his terrifying accident in the 908 at the Targa Florio, where he narrowly escaped severe injury thanks to his quick reflexes and safety measures, is recounted with a mix of humor and gratitude for his survival. Throughout his tales, Redman emphasizes the dangers and challenges of racing during his era, his respect for competitors like Mario Andretti and Jody Scheckter, and his appreciation for the cars he drove, particularly the Porsche 908/3, despite its design placing him in a precarious position on the track. Redman's account is a testament to the risks, innovations, and camaraderie of motorsport's past, offering insights into the technical aspects of race car engineering and the personal bravery required to compete at the highest levels. The sale of the engines at this event raised $1.5M for the Vasek and Maria Polak Breast Cancer Institute located at Torrance Memorial Hospital. </video> <video> They Don't Make Astons Like This Any More (12-Cylinder DB7 GT) Description: I originally used ChatGPT (AI - see below) to design a futuristic-looking thumbnail, but I realized that it's all plastiky, and here on the Valve Guides, we're all about real life, both good and bad (but mostly average). So, in this video, I let Sandy test my appetite for speed, and he got sweet revenge on me, as I make for a really terrible passenger. I sacrifice my life and limb at the hands of Sandy the F1 driver (NOT - but neither am I) in order for us to provide predictably mediocre content for you guys! </video> <video> Race Car Startup Day - Porsche 962 and Lola B2k/10 Description: Title says it all. No need to embellish. Five race cars get warmed up on a typical shop day. </video> <video> I Accidentally Bet The Family Fortune On This Porsche Race Car Description: No, the title is not clickbait - I did not entirely intend to buy this car but was bidding at the auction "for fun" and they lowered the reserve significantly to sell the car! The rest is history - as told in this video. 1986 Porsche 962 - two time Sebring Winner </video> <video> Stolen Porsche 917 motors, a saga 10 years in the making. Wayne tells all! Description: A story decades in the making. Embark on a mesmerizing journey through the labyrinth of automotive history and legal drama, centered around the enigmatic allure of a stolen Porsche motor. This tale unwinds in the shadows of the Porsche world's royal jewels, touching upon a saga filled with intrigue, theft, and the relentless pursuit of justice. As we dive into the narrative, we encounter a motor not just remarkable for its engineering prowess but also entangled in a web of lawsuits, betrayals, and covert operations reminiscent of a heist movie. At the heart of this story lies a collection of Porsche race motors, claimed by some to be the baddest of their kind, a piece of machinery so rare and coveted that it sparked a series of events leading to its disappearance and eventual recovery. These motors' odyssey is not just about the metal and horsepower but also the people whose lives it touched, from the shadows of theft to the bright lights of legal courtrooms. Through the lens of this saga, we witness the profound impact of community, charity, and the spirit of giving back. From the tensely orchestrated recovery operation to the charity auction (see associated video with Brian Redman) that saw these motors transform into a significant charitable contribution, every twist and turn adds depth to this captivating tale. Yet, the narrative as told by Wayne, doesn't halt at the return of these mechanical treasures. It finds its way into the heart of a green Porsche RSR, a car that, much like the motor, carries its own set of stories and mystique. This green Porsche, now a vessel for the motor's legacy, stands as a testament to the intricate dance between automotive passion and the pursuit of doing good in the world. As Wayne concludes this intriguing tale, it's clear that the true value of these motors extends far beyond their impressive specs or the adrenaline rush they promise. It's a story of resilience, community, and the unbreakable bond between man and machine, reminding us that even in the realm of cold steel and roaring engines, there's room for heart, humanity, and hope. SEE PART 2 - THE AUCTION WITH BRIAN REDMAN AT THIS LINK: https://youtu.be/dsbGutWXWPg </video> <video> Tool Reviews: Rare Porsche 962 Programming Computers (and more) Description: Our video today involves a discussion between Wayne and Sandy, about various automotive tools and unique items, primarily focusing on Porsche cars. They start by talking about a problem with the convertible top mechanism of an old Porsche Boxster and the high cost quoted by a Porsche dealer for repair. This leads into a discussion about rivet nuts (rivnuts) and a rivnut tool kit that Sandy shows, explaining how it works and its applications for securing bolts where you can't access the backside of a panel, highlighting its usefulness in automotive repairs and modifications. They also joke about the contents of the kit and other miscellaneous items, like Snoopy Band-Aids, which they find amusing and somewhat useful for minor mishaps typical in a workshop environment. A significant part of the conversation revolves around specialized Porsche racing equipment, including a Bosch Motorsports testing and programming device for Porsche 962 Group C race cars and a solid titanium spool designed to replace the differential in race cars for weight reduction and performance enhancement. These items are highlighted as rare and valuable, particularly for those involved in vintage or historical racing scenes. Throughout the discussion, there's an evident appreciation for the engineering and history associated with Porsche racing, as well as a general enthusiasm for automotive repair and customization. The conversation is casual, filled with technical details, personal anecdotes, and humor, reflecting the speakers' deep knowledge of and passion for cars. </video> <video> Caught On Fire, Doors Flew Open, What Else Could Go Wrong??? Description: Dive into a journey where the lines between iconic and ordinary blur, featuring a deep dive into a Porsche 356 Speedster that dares to question what sets it apart from the crowd. In an episode filled with candid humor, mechanical revelations, and a touch of controversy, we explore a car that invokes passionate debates and mixed feelings. From its striking resemblance to the humble Volkswagen to its elevated stature as a Porsche, this car's identity sparks lively discussions, challenging our perceptions of automotive pedigree and value. Wayne loves it, Sandy hates it - even more than the Porsche 959! Buckle up for an adventure that celebrates the beauty of automotive diversity and the stories that make us love or question our cherished rides. </video> <video> Tool Reviews: World's best floor jack (no really). Check out our new floor too! Description: Prepare to elevate your garage game with the ultimate floor jack revelation, transforming every car enthusiast's workspace into a haven of efficiency and style. Delve into the world of high-quality floor jacks, the heart-pounding excitement of low clearance and towering lift heights, embodying the essence of mechanical prowess. Imagine a tool so versatile, it slides under the sleekest sports car with the elegance of a ballet dancer and rises to the challenge of lifting heavy-duty machinery with the strength of a titan. Journey with us as we venture beyond the mundane into a realm where the floor beneath your feet is not just a surface, but a statement—a race deck that defies the ordinary, marrying durability with aesthetic brilliance. Picture yourself navigating through a sea of tools and automotive treasures, each step buoyed by the comfort of premium-grade flooring, transforming your garage into a showroom where every project shines. Witness the transformation of space with cutting-edge jack stands that promise stability and safety, merging seamlessly with a flooring solution that's as robust as it is ravishing. This isn't just a tale of utility; it's a saga of transformation, where every detail is designed to inspire and elevate your automotive endeavors. Step into a narrative woven with the threads of innovation and style, where floor jacks and race decks become the heroes of the garage. Subscribe to our journey, and together, let's turn the page to a chapter where your garage becomes a legend. </video> <video> Just A Typical Work Day - Spraying the Cameraman With Our Antique Fire Truck Description: Title says it all - testing the water cannon on Little Mo! Currently up for auction on Bring a Trailer: https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1959-dodge-power-wagon-3/ Note: The power lines that the water seems to be pointing at are about 20+ feet behind the truck. When shooting up, I selected the foam nozzle and moved the canon out of the way. -Wayne </video> <video> Diapers Not Included! (I peed a little when I drove this thing for the first time) Description: Cripes, I had ChatGPT write a description for this video, but it absolutely sucked because ChatGPT didn't have the guts to tag along me when we drove this thing. This thing is absolutely serious and dangerous. A street car converted into a Group 4 monster, I think I'm going to have to wear a helmet and a diaper every time I drive this thing. They say that the Porsche Carrera GT is scary to drive (I've never driven one) - I imagine this might be the same, but with hard metal roll bars right next to your head plus NO air bags either! At least it has some decent brakes (unlike our other cars). I'm still not sure where I'm going to drive this, and it's still going to be too loud for my neighbors to tolerate, but I guess you only live once! The consensus is it's 'Bad A$$ed'! (that last part is from Sandy). -Wayne </video> <video> Durango 95 - Adams Probe 16 Test Drive #31 - Shop Update Description: Yup, just another day at work when we test (yet again) the M-505 Adams Probe 16. They only made three of these cars in the late 1960s - one was featured as the "Durango 95" in the movie "A Clockwork Orange". Best of all, the car didn't overheat, breakdown, run out of gas, stall, overheat (again), stall (yet again), leak a ton of oil, create a mess, injury me (not permanently), and generally ran flawlessly. I lost my hat, which I had to go back and get with a long walk (hatless) in the sun. I'm going to install some permanent hat tethers in the car, as this is the second time this has happened - you'd think I'd learn. Enjoy! </video> <video> This Is An Unfair Advantage in ANY Battle. Description: Our most anticipated video of the series! Wayne and Sandy navigate the streets in a 1958 Daimler Ferret, it's an armored vehicle that's not quite a tank but possesses all the charm and intrigue of one. This beast, originating from the far off land of Hong Kong, finds its new home amidst the urban sprawl of California, serving as both a historical artifact and a statement piece that turns heads at every corner. The Ferret, with its Rolls-Royce six-cylinder engine, embodies the spirit of adventure and resilience. Its turquoise engine, a hallmark of Rolls-Royce military machinery, purrs with a reliability that rivals any modern vehicle. This armored car is a testament to the ingenuity of its creators, featuring a pre-select transmission that blurs the lines between manual and automatic, challenging even the most seasoned drivers with its unique operation. As Wayne and Sandy traverse the city, they encounter the curious and the awe-struck, from motorcycle enthusiasts to fast-food workers, all captivated by the sight of this military marvel navigating through daily life. Their journey is not just about showcasing a piece of history; it's a reminder of the joy and curiosity that unconventional paths can bring into our routine lives. Despite its daunting appearance, the Ferret is a vehicle of joy, bringing smiles to those who witness its presence on the streets. Its design, which includes modifications for paintball battles and features like smoke grenade launchers, adds a layer of playfulness to its otherwise formidable facade. Whether parked in front of the house as a deterrent during turbulent times or serving as the ultimate conversation starter at In-N-Out, the Ferret bridges the gap between historical significance and contemporary relevance. This tale of Wayne, Sandy, and their armored companion is more than just a story about a car; it's about embracing the unconventional, finding delight in the unexpected, and the bonds formed over shared experiences, however unusual they may be. So, as they sign off from another adventure, we're reminded that sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places. </video> <video> I've Never Seen Anything Like It, So I Bought It. Description: Have you ever bought one of those oddball projects just because you had a dream and a maybe a few too many beers? This may be one of those situations - Wayne's not really sure what he bought, why he bought it, and what he's going to do with it. But he had to have it, because he's never seen anything like it before. Do you know what this is? Please let us know in the comments! #dunebuggy #volkswagen #sandrail #baja #meyersmanx #manx #corvair #diy </video>

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